me:

from: all over
first memory: breakfast this morning
afraid of: children
anticipating: lots of $

Thursday, February 12, 2009

For Bryson, and his love of clowns.

Found On Craigslist....

Seeking Adult Drunk Clown for 30th Birthday party (Portland, OR)

Reply to: gigs-1031445360@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-11, 9:30PM PST


We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a shit load. We will be hopping around to different bars/clubs downtown and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavily. Clown doesn't even need to socialize with anyone, just drink.
The birthday is on Friday, February 27th in downtown Portland. Oh, did I mention that the clown needs to get shit-faced. Don't worry, we will purchase all the drinks.

Please contact Steve via email if you have any questions or are interested.

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